Nightmare USA Films Discussion Thread

[Make Them Die Slowly]

I'm intrigued that people are finding these films a little bit crap, as far as I can see only the good ones have been reviewed so far...wait until you get into the bonkers world of Christian morality tales of sex, drug and experimental turkey farming that is BLOOD FREAK or the psycho monotony of the Michael and Roberta Findlay related JANIE or better yet some of the XXX porn films Roberta directed that make THE FLESH TRILOGY look like THE GODFATHER. I'd also highly recommend Zeb Colt in SEX WISH if you like it rough and dangerous with a bizarre gay undertow to your porn or if porn is not your thing perhaps try the world's only spoon based slasher film HEADLESS EYES.

Actually HEADLESS EYES describes a good way of watching some of these films, you need to detune your aesthetic values to some kind of mental white noise then let the films wash over you to form internal images in the mind that may or may not be relevant to the film, the world or yourself.

Bugger, I just shat in my Napoleon costume.

[Rondadoronron]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

I'm intrigued that people are finding these films a little bit crap, as far as I can see only the good ones have been reviewed so far...wait until you get into the bonkers world of Christian morality tales of sex, drug and experimental turkey farming that is BLOOD FREAK or the psycho monotony of the Michael and Roberta Findlay related JANIE or better yet some of the XXX porn films Roberta directed that make THE FLESH TRILOGY look like THE GODFATHER. I'd also highly recommend Zeb Colt in SEX WISH if you like it rough and dangerous with a bizarre gay undertow to your porn or if porn is not your thing perhaps try the world's only spoon based slasher film HEADLESS EYES.

Actually HEADLESS EYES describes a good way of watching some of these films, you need to detune your aesthetic values to some kind of mental white noise then let the films wash over you to form internal images in the mind that may or may not be relevant to the film, the world or yourself.

Bugger, I just shat in my Napoleon costume.

well totally agree (long Live Al Adamson) .Remember scoop it out and launch it at the neighbours.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Rondadoronron

well totally agree (long Live Al Adamson) .Remember scoop it out and launch it at the neighbours.

Typical.

MTDS gives an impassioned plea for us to watch films and Ron picks up on the Napoleon costume line.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Rondadoronron

well totally agree (long Live Al Adamson) .Remember scoop it out and launch it at the neighbours.

Oddly enough, I'm not a fan of Al Adamson. I think you are either genetically predisposed to like him or not, you have no choice in the matter.

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

wait until you get into the bonkers world of Christian morality tales of sex, drug and experimental turkey farming that is BLOOD FREAK

That sounds like a step up from a couple of the ones I've experienced so far!

Incidentally, my Napoleon costume is currently at the dry cleaners (along with the Gorilla suit, the ass-less leather chaps, and the gimp suit).

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Oddly enough, I'm not a fan of Al Adamson. I think you are either genetically predisposed to like him or not, you have no choice in the matter.

Someone should do a scientific paper on it.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Typical.

MTDS gives an impassioned plea for us to watch films and Ron picks up on the Napoleon costume line.

To be fair to him Dem, he does look good in it, shit flinging or not.

[Rondadoronron]

Originally Posted by bizarre_eye@Cult Labs

That sounds like a step up from a couple of the ones I've experienced so far!

Incidentally, my Napoleon costume is currently at the dry cleaners (along with the Gorilla suit, the ass-less leather chaps, and the gimp suit).

Christ B.E. what the hell you been doin while you been watching these films,whats next friggin adult diapers???????

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Rondadoronron

Christ B.E. what the hell you been doin while you been watching these films,whats next friggin adult diapers???????

With all those suits being cleaned i would think that's all he has left and he sounds like he needs them.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by bizarre_eye@Cult Labs

Someone should do a scientific paper on it.

Do we get to dissect Ron as part of the research?