Calum

Dear Calum,

I am sorry for having been many years an inconvenience. For a while, I have been rude to you. I have also been rude to others and slightly inapporpriate. Having Asperger's Syndrome, this is a regular occurrence. I must apologise for my behaviour to you. At first I thought you were silly and inexperienced. However, as I have grown to listen to more of your commentaries. I do realise that you are a fan.Us fans get things wrong. We can be silly, ask silly questions. I just asked John Boorman was Deliverance influenced by 2000 Maniacs! As I have grown more experienced as a journalist, .

Yours, George.

There isn't anything on there that I'd want in exchange for the Blind Dead boxset mate.

Sorry mate nowt there!

Hi mate,

I'm interested in your My Dear Killer (Shameless) DVD? Is there anything on my list that you like the look of?