"Check out my super computer!"
"Nice. How much was it?"
"It cost around a grand."
"Uh-huh. And what does it do that others can't?"
"Well, games look a little bit nicer."
"A bit?"
"Uh, yeah. And, and... some games can run faster. For the, uh, moment being."
"I see... I was hoping you would tell me it can cure cancer, end famine and war. What with all the gloating you people do."
"It still runs better than your PS4!"
"I believe you. No, really, I do."
It freezes the PS3 on some weird issues. I used an RPG to destroy a trip mine - froze!
But, I worked along that to get to a bit where I need to climb a platform. The textures disappear so you either fall through into the water, or get crushed in the rock and the PS3 freezes again.
Devolver said they are working on an update but this is the first time I actually played a truly broken game.
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