Personal Theme Music

[Susan Foreman]

The way my luck and life is going, I have got a new theme song

It's a bit scratchy, so I have put the words below:



"The sun comes up and the sun goes down
The hands on the clock go round and roumd
I just wake up and it's time to lay down,
Life gets tee-jus, don't it?

My shoe's untied, but shucks, I don't care
Cuz I reckon I ain't a-goin' nowhere,
I'd brush my teeth and comb my hair
Just too much wasted effort.

The water in the well gets lower and lower,
Ain't had a bath in a month or more
I've heard it said and I'm sure it's true
That too much bathin'll weaken you.

Danged ol' mule, he must be sick.
I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick
He hunched his back, but he wouldn't kick
Something cock-eyed somewhere.

Hound dog's howlin' so forlorn
Laziest dawg that ever was born
He's howlin' 'cause he's sittin' on a thorn
Just too tired to move over.

Well, the cow's gone dry and the hens won't lay
And my well dried up last Saturday
My troubles keep pilin' up day by day
And now I'm gettin' dandruff.

Roof's a-leakin' and the chimney leans,
An' there's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans
Now I've eat the last of the pork an' beans,
Just can't depend on nuthin'

Mouse is gnawin' at the pantry door
He's been at it now for a month or more
When he gets through he'll sure be sore
'Cause there ain't a dang thing in there.

Well, it's debts and taxes and pains and woes
Aches and miseries and that's how it goes
And now I'm getting a cold in my nose,
Life gets tasteless, don't it?"

[Nordicdusk]

This week ill be mostly strutting around town to this

[Susan Foreman]

My life at the moment:







Do you see a pattern here?

[Inspector Abberline]

screw you winter,screw you grim reaper,im full of piss and vinegar and this is my theme song.take it away band leader...........

[mr 420]

Originally Posted by Inspector Abberline

screw you winter,screw you grim reaper,im full of piss and vinegar and this is my theme song.take it away band leader...........

I'm sure the song you're thinking of is from the Nolans, not Mr Miller.

[Prince_Vajda]

[Demoncrat]

Lightweights!!