Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[slaghammer]

As if she's any match for Kenneth Williams, who camps her to death!

[sawyer6]

Originally Posted by slaghammer

As if she's any match for Kenneth Williams, who camps her to death!

[docvoltage]

Originally Posted by slaghammer

As if she's any match for Kenneth Williams, who camps her to death!

Eaten by a bear.

Bear's doctor tells him his cholesterol is too high and he needs to go on a vegetarian diet, so the bear went and ate a fruit.

(Yeah, I know it's not politically correct, but hellfire, this whole contest ain't so appropriate.)

[slaghammer]

John Candy has a taste for bear steaks! Uncle Buck wolfs him down!!

[fuzzymctiger]

Bad choice picking the lemon Mr Bear, because that's Lemongrab, and he thinks what you did is "UNACCEPTABLE!!" and sticks bear in the dungeon for 1000 years. Bear dies of Dysentery

This is even more fun when you have no idea what you're doing!!!

[slaghammer]

Rudy Ray more makes a funky yellow bow tie out the little animated ponce!

[docvoltage]

DOLEMITE chokes on a bucket of fried chicken while Colonel Sanders cackles maniacally. "And that's MY secret recipe, beeyotch!"

[sawyer6]

Babe takes revenge for all the chickens and eats the colonel alive!

[Hawkmonger]

The Mangler procieds to make beacon out of Babe.

[Prince_Vajda]

Vardella kills The Mangler with a sickle.

Greetings!