Weekly Comp - Signed God Bless America - 10 July 2012 - FINISHED - Page 8

Daemonia · #71 15th July 2012, 10:08 AM

You look up a DVD. It's advertised as 16:9 anamorphic widescreen. You buy it. And it turns out it's a non-anamorphic letterboxed 4:3 transfer. That pisses me right off.

Daemonia · #72 15th July 2012, 10:12 AM

Mobile phones. Someone comes to visit you and spends their entire time checking their phone and ignoring you. Destroy all mobile phones.

Oh, and as I always like to point out, today's youth has access to some of the most advanced telecommuinications devices ever invented and they use it to go 'U R lush innit.' They could be changing the world.

InDogWeTrust · #73 15th July 2012, 10:20 AM

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Facebook. I hate it. Yes, I have a profile on there, but rarely go there. I hate reading people's inane comments about the dull and uninteresting lives they are leading. And it seems that whenever I do go on there I've got about 300 people I've never heard of wanting to be my 'friend'. I mean, come on, **** off. If I don't know you, how the **** can you be my friend? Facebook. Hate it. It can **** right off.

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This really irritates me. You're walking through a shopping centre or through a shop and the person in front just suddenly stops moving and you almost fall over them. No explanation, no apology, they simply stop moving and block your way. Shoot them in the head.

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Friends Reunited. Oh really? Suddenly the c*nt I never liked in school wants to be my friend. I didn't like you then and I don't like you now. F*ck off you wanker. This is why I no longer go there. They keep asking me to reunions and f*cked if I'm going to one. I pretty much hated all my class mates.

God Daem, I think you just hate people!

InDogWeTrust · #74 15th July 2012, 10:21 AM

Ugh, The FU##ING ads they have before and during Youtube video's now. I want to murder whoever invented those!

Daemonia · #75 15th July 2012, 11:41 AM

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God Daem, I think you just hate people!

Yeah, I suppose it does kind of paint me as a misanthropist. I'm not prejudiced though, I hate everyone equally. As I said to a young friend of mine recently, the older you get you realise that life really is shit and the world really is full of wankers.

I'm going to show you a picture now. After looking at it you may need to go and lie down in a darkened room. Oh, the horror.

Daemonia · #76 15th July 2012, 11:45 AM

The face of evil. Aaargh...my eyes! My eyes!

Daemonia · #77 15th July 2012, 11:47 AM

I can feel a heart attack coming on just looking at this. Why do I hate McDonalds? Because whenever I go and eat there I always leave feeling hungrier than when I went in. Their food must be really shit to do that to you.

the blob · #78 15th July 2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Daemonia

This really irritates me. You're walking through a shopping centre or through a shop and the person in front just suddenly stops moving and you almost fall over them. No explanation, no apology, they simply stop moving and block your way. Shoot them in the head.

I really ******* hate that too!

To elaborate.. Two people with two humungous carts who decided it was a good idea to face them sideways and have a full blown conversation, thereby totally blocking the aisle you need to get to!

Hawkmonger · #79 15th July 2012, 11:52 AM

Those little bit's of skin that start peeling away on your fingers.
You HAVE to peel them off but they hurt like hell after.

the blob · #80 15th July 2012, 11:59 AM

Junk email... especially ones that can't spell properly...